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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-31

AI CEO Predicts Doom: Because Who Needs a Balanced Forecast Anyway?

In a shocking turn of events, a cutting-edge AI company CEO is warning investors that their new AI assistant will bring about the apocalypse. Because, you know, that's exactly what you want to hear from a CEO: existential dread.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cbfe4a231b669cbfe4a231b7.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN FRANCISCO, CA β€” Anthropic, the maker of the next-generation AI assistant Claude, made news for giving increasingly aggressive pitches to investors ahead of a potential public offering. Founder and CEO Bob Anthropic recently gave his most emphatic speech to investors yet.</p>

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