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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-31

Tiger Woods gets CDL, proves he's the real master of the 18th hole and the 18-wheeler

Golf legend Tiger Woods just earned his CDL, because what's a hole-in-one without a few semis under his belt?


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cbfb250adce69cbfb250adcf.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>FORT LAUDERDALE, FL β€” What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday, as the pro golf legend was awarded an honorary California commercial driver's license.</p>

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