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The Beaverton
2026-03-31
Friend Still Can't Be on Time, Despite Repeated Reminders
In a shocking turn of events, Farra Vawn is late... again, and her friends are over it.
<p>WINNIPEG – Sources have confirmed that despite numerous reminders, texts, and assurances that she would be on time, local late friend Farra Vawn is, once again, late. “It’s no big deal, we knew she was going to be late,” said Vawn’s friend Brena Mcklin, as she and five other friends ordered their second round of […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/report-late-friend-late-again/" rel="nofollow">Report: Late friend late again</a> appeared first on <a href="ht...