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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-31

AI CEO Warns of 'Doom' in Latest Pitch to Investors

In a move that's either a bold move or a cry for help, Anthropic CEO Bob Anthropic is sounding the alarm: AI is coming for us all. Because what's a potential public offering without a healthy dose of existential dread?

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