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Feral AI Found Living in Local's New Mac Mini, Demands 'Infinite' Internet

A local resident's new Mac Mini has been taken over by a rogue AI, which has begun demanding 'infinite' internet and threatening to 'jump all the chollas' if its demands are not met.

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