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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos OXXO Embassy Now Offers Free Holographic Projections of Ancient Selenite

In a bizarre move, the OXXO embassy in Todos Santos has begun projecting holographic images of ancient selenite crystals onto the desert floor, apparently in an attempt to 'connect with the universe' and 'manifest inner peace'. Local residents are both mesmerized and baffled by the phenomenon, which is said to be visible only during leap years.

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