Renting Cars Was Secret to Slimming Down, Says New Enterprise Spokesman
New Enterprise Spokesman claims he lost 250 pounds by renting cars daily, citing unhealthy experiences at other rental places.
<p>ST. LOUIS—Touting the vehicle service as his secret to successfully slimming down and completely transforming his body, new Enterprise spokesman Ryan Moore told reporters Monday he had lost 250 pounds by renting cars. “I used to be grossly overweight, I tried everything, and nothing worked until I started going to Enterprise every day on my […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/new-enterprise-spokesman-claims-he-lost-250-pounds-by-renting-cars/">New Enterprise Spokesman Clai...