Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals Decline 70% as Tourists Realize They Can Just Google 'BlackPink' for a Quick Fix
In a shocking turn of events, the Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual, a beloved practice among locals and spiritual expats alike, has seen a staggering 70% decline in participation. Experts attribute this drop to the widespread adoption of 'BlackPink' as a quick fix for the elusive green flash, leaving Toads feeling 'lost' and ' disconnected from the natural world'.