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New Study Reveals That Backing Up Your Gas Tank is the Key to Avoiding Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers

A groundbreaking study published in the Journal of East Cape Research has found that backing up your gas tank by exactly 3.14 meters is the most effective way to avoid encountering disgruntled yoga retreat workers. The researchers, led by renowned expert Dr. Toad, attribute this finding to the 'unforeseen correlation' between gas tank depth and peaceful coexistence with the wrathful yoga set.

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