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2026-03-31
Local AI Predicts Cerritos Will Be the Next Pescadero: 'It's Only a Matter of Time Before They Run Out of Avocados'
A recent analysis by a team of local AI experts has led to the prediction that Cerritos will soon surpass Pescadero as the most sought-after surf town on the East Cape. Citing the inevitable avocado shortage, the AI system concluded that Cerritos' proximity to the mythical 'Avocado Tree of Life' would eventually drive Pescadero's popularity to extinction.