When you accidentally send a dirty text, blame it on allergies or hayfever and move on to discussing the weather.

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<span style="font-weight: 400;">TRIED to spice things up with dirty texts and been rebuffed? Here’s how to move onto a much safer topic: the British weather.</span> <p><strong>TRIED to spice things up with dirty texts and been rebuffed? Here’s how to move onto a much safer topic: the British weather.</strong></p> <p><b>Tell your partner they misunderstood</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">When you asked if she was wet, what you meant was &#8216;due to the downpour we just had&#8217;. If...