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humor Le Gorafi 2026-03-31

Cadmium Alert: Experts Tell You to Ditch Fruits and Veggies, Grab Cigarettes Instead

In a shocking move, the French health agency recommends swapping fresh produce for five-a-day smokes to avoid cadmium exposure. Because, why not?


<p>L’agence nationale de sécurité sanitaire conseille aux Français d’arrêter de consommer des fruits et légumes pour limiter leur exposition au cadmium.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/31/face-au-taux-de-cadmium-dans-les-fruits-et-legumes-lanses-recommande-de-manger-des-cigarettes/" rel="nofollow">Face au taux de cadmium dans les fruits et légumes, l’Anses recommande de manger des cigarettes</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">...

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