Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Local AI Insights: 'Gargling Guppies Found to be Causing Unprecedented Levels of Anxiety in Todos Santos Locals.'
Resident after resident has come forward with tales of excessive guppy-gargling, a behavior once considered a harmless local tradition. 'I just can't stop thinking about it,' said one local. The AI notes that the Baja Species Declaration of Critically Endangered status may be partially to blame, but experts say it's still a 'guppy-gargling epidemic.'