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Archaeologists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Mine in Hills Behind Elias Calles, Cause Construction Delay on Highway 1

Excavation of ancient Bitcoin mine causes construction workers to go on strike, demanding better working conditions and a 40-hour workweek, further delaying the completion of the Cerritos to Highway 1 toll road.

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