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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-31

Our AI Says: Giant Jumping Chollas Discovered to be Secretly Training Baja's Surf Competition Judges

Surf competition organizers in Pescadero have uncovered a shocking truth: giant jumping chollas have been secretly training the judges to ensure a favorable outcome for the local surfers. The chollas, known for their ability to jump over 10 feet high, have allegedly been bribed with organic snacks to influence the judges' scores.

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