A shocking investigation by our AI has revealed that 50% of 130 corruption investigations in La Paz are tied to irregular Mezcal sales. It appears that corrupt officials have been using Mezcal as a form of 'official business expense' to cover up their illicit activities. The Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual has been put on hold as the Toad Licking Secret Society is left to ponder the implications of this scandal.