Finger-Pointer Achieves Commuter Nirvana, Announces 'Forever' Anti-Car Commute
When a frustrated commuter finally flipped off the traffic that's been ruining his daily commute, local officials celebrated the 'historic' moment with a ribbon-cutting and a promise to do it again tomorrow.
This morning local officials gathered aboard the 2 Line to celebrate the historic first crosslake light rail commuter to flip off I-90 Bridge rush hour traffic. “Fuck that shit forever,” said commuter Mark Miller as he flipped off thick car traffic to raucous applause and a ribbon-cutting for the train’s first traffic flip-off. “That commute […] <p class="">This morning local officials gathered aboard the 2 Line to celebrate the historic first crosslake light rail commuter to flip off I-90...