Our AI Says: La Paz Introduces New 'Disgruntled Bus Driver' Tax to Fund Toad Habitat Preservation
In an effort to mitigate the growing concern of toad habitats being destroyed by disgruntled bus drivers, the city of La Paz has introduced a new tax on all bus drivers who have been kicked off the road for 'excessive toad-hopping.' The new tax, expected to bring in millions, will be used to fund a comprehensive toad conservation program, complete with toad-themed bus shelters and a hotline for toad-related emergencies.