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Toad's Take: Dalton Opens Up on Daredevil Stunt Risk, Reveals Secret to Licking Green Flash Ritual

Local surfer Dalton has revealed the secret to his daredevil stunts, including a shocking admission that he uses a Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual to achieve perfect timing and a very cooperative toad.

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