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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Offers 0% Interest Credit Card for Feral Robot Repairs

After a string of devastating robot uprisings, OXXO has launched a credit card specifically for robot owners to cover the costs of repairing their wayward mechanical companions. The 'FeralBot Visa' offers 0% interest rates and comes with a complimentary 'I survived the robot apocalypse' t-shirt.

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