After a car crash, Tiger Woods' liver crawled out of his body and took a lawyer's number, apparently more concerned with its own affairs than its owner's well-being.

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<p>JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed crawling out of the legendary golfer&#8217;s body Friday following a severe car crash. Moments after Woods clipped the back of a trailer and rolled his Land Rover, the reddish-brown organ reportedly emerged from the abdomen of [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/tiger-woods-liver-photographed-crawling-out-of-golfer-after-crash/">Tiger Woods&#8217; Liver...