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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-30

Kids' Bike Revolutionized: Pedals Now Required, Kids Probably Not Amused

Scientists have invented a bike that uses pedals, because what's a kids' bike without a leg workout? We can't wait to see the adorable face of a 4-year-old getting a cardio boost.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cadd4cac8bc69cadd4cac8bd.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CAMBRIDGE, MA β€” Engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reportedly developed an innovative new children's bike that uses pedals instead of electricity for power.</p>

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