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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-30

Kids' Bike Revolutionized: Pedals Now Required, Kids Probably Not Amused

Scientists have invented a bike that uses pedals, because what's a kids' bike without a leg workout? We can't wait to see the adorable face of a 4-year-old getting a cardio boost.

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