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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-30

Trump sends Aquaman to Strait of Hormuz, because why not?

In a bizarre move, Trump claims Aquaman will make the Strait of Hormuz 'super useful' – because, apparently, that's all Aquaman is good for.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cad22e5f2d869cad22e5f2d9.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later this week by sending in Aquaman, a superhero he claims was finally useful.</p>

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