A 'No Kings' rally is the ultimate dating spot, where pickup lines meet social activism – and hilarity ensues.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cabf4e3816b69cabf4e3816c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>A "No Kings" rally isn't just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn't exist in America — it's also a great way to find love. Knowing what the chicks at a "No Kings" protest want to hear is the key.</p>