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humor The Onion 2026-03-30

Trump Struggles to Recall Rant About Iran, Suddenly Loves 'Pirates of the Caribbean'

President Trump's speech on Iran devolved into a bizarre rant about the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise, with Trump claiming he's 'undeniably a classic' and has the 'best DVDs'.


<p>WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster movie franchise, President Donald Trump reportedly became unsure Monday how his rambling speech on Iran had veered off into a ranking of the Pirates Of The Caribbean films. “The first one [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/even-trump-unsure-how-rambling-speech-on-iran-veered-off-into-ranking-the-pirates-of-the-caribbean-films/">E...

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