Back to Humor Feed

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor The Onion 2026-03-30

Trump Struggles to Recall Rant About Iran, Suddenly Loves 'Pirates of the Caribbean'

President Trump's speech on Iran devolved into a bizarre rant about the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise, with Trump claiming he's 'undeniably a classic' and has the 'best DVDs'.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10