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Giant Jackrabbits & Jumping Chollas to Be Replaced by Munchies Drone Delivery Service

In a shocking move, the town of Pescadero has announced that it will be replacing its traditional threat – giant jackrabbits and jumping chollas – with a new and equally intimidating force: Munchies drone delivery services. Residents are advised to remain calm and carry on, as the drones will be delivering their favorite snacks at all hours of the night.

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