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Babylon Bee
2026-03-30
Heartless Wife Abandons Husband on Girls' Weekend, Because Empathy Is So Last Season
Aubrey Jackson's 72-hour girls' getaway left her hubby feeling lonely, helpless, and wondering if he's still married to the same woman.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69cab371229c169cab371229c2.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls' weekend, cruelly abandoning her lonely, helpless husband.</p>