Homeland Security Sec. Kristi Noem defends using force on her own face, blaming Democrats for her 'imperfect' features.

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<p>WASHINGTON—Saying the expansive response was entirely justified based on the dire state of her physical appearance, outgoing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem defended the use of force on her own face Thursday. During a press conference, the 54-year-old soon-to-be former Cabinet member spoke proudly of her role in what she described as the “greatest facial [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-defends-use-of-force-on-own-face/">Kristi Noem Defends Use Of Fo...