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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-30
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos Residents Can Now Opt Out of Existence via OXXO
A new service from local OXXO store offers customers the chance to buy their way out of life, citing 'existential dread' as a major contributor to tourist decline. No refund on that beachside yoga mat, though.