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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-30

Subliminal Skills: 3 Handy Hacks from Porn

Get ready to LOL at the absurdity of learning life skills from porn! From fixing a tap to first aid, no skill is too silly to subconsciously pick up from adult videos.


WHY engage a professional when you’ve subliminally picked up everyday skills from seeing them in the opening scenes of filth? You already know how to do this. <p><strong>WHY engage a professional when you’ve subliminally picked up everyday skills from seeing them in the opening scenes of filth? You already know how to do this: </strong></p> <p><strong>Repairing a washing machine</strong></p> <p>The nightmare of a non-functioning washing machine can leave a young woman without any clothes to brie...

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