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humor Le Gorafi 2026-03-30

Paris Limits Animators to 4GB of Child Porn on Their Hard Drive to Combat Scandal

In a bizarre move, the city of Paris has introduced a new rule requiring animator applicants to have no more than 4GB of child porn on their hard drive, citing the need for a 'profiling problem' if they have more. The new rule has led to an 80% drop in recrutements, with animators claiming their young charges are left unattended and 'laughing at the prospect of an accident'.


<p>Il est désormais impossible de devenir animateur en périscolaire à Paris si on a plus de 4 Go de contenu pédophile sur son disque dur. Reportage. </p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/30/%e2%80%8bparis-les-animateurs-du-periscolaire-limites-a-4-go-de-contenu-pedophile-sur-leur-disque-dur/" rel="nofollow">​Paris &#8211; Les animateurs du périscolaire limités à 4 Go de contenu pédophile sur leur disque dur</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel=...

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