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humor De Speld 2026-03-30

Trump threatens to bomb Wall Street unless markets behave

The Pesky Toad here: Trump's got a bad case of 'Market-ary Tyranny', folks! He's threatening to 'annex' Wall Street if it doesn't do his bidding, but honestly, who needs a war over market volatility?

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