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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-30
Our AI Says: Los Cerritos Advances Pay for Easter Vacation Period: Because What's an Easter Without a New Pair of Expensive Yoga Pants?
In a surprise move, officials in Los Cerritos have announced that they will be paying out an additional 10% of the town's budget for Easter vacation period, citing 'the importance of self-care and the need for a healthy dose of materialism'.