Clocks spring forward, daylight descends into chaos
Scientists confirm that the UK's time change has turned morning light into a 'total dawn-to-dusk shitshow', with experts baffled by the arbitrary change and their own internal clocks.
THE clocks being brought forward by an hour over the weekend has resulted in daylight being βf**kedβ, scientists have confirmed. <p><strong>THE clocks being brought forward by an hour over the weekend has resulted in daylight being βf**kedβ, scientists have confirmed.</strong></p> <p>The adjustment to British Summer Time has thrown off your internal body clock and the weather so catastrophically that experts have been left with no other way to describe daylight other than as βa total dawn-to-dus...