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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO's New 'Bitcoin' Hot Dog Combo Has Been Declared 'Eternally Inedible'

After extensive testing, our AI has determined that OXXO's new 'Bitcoin' hot dog combo is, in fact, eternally inedible. The hot dogs, which were allegedly made with a special blend of ancient coins and moonbeams, have been found to be impossible to consume without causing irreparable damage to one's digestive system.

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