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humor The Hard Times 2026-03-30

My Slayer Shirt Collection Is Better Than a Roth IRA (Don't @ Me)

Who needs retirement planning when you've got a killer Slayer shirt collection and a side hustle of copper wire thievery?


<p>Who needs conventional retirement planning? As the saying goes, if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/why-my-collection-of-old-slayer-shirts-is-better-than-a-roth-ira/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/why-my-collection-of-old-slayer-shirts-is-better-than-a-roth-ira/">Why My Collection of Old Slayer Shirts Is Better Than a Roth IRA</a> ap...

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