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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-30

6 Heartbreaking Break-up Texts That Definitely Aren't AI-Generated (But Who's to Say?)

A tongue-in-cheek look at the 'sensitive' break-up texts that are probably just AI-generated, but hey, who's judging?


BREAKING up is hard to do, and it would be wrong to outsource it to a Large Language Model like all other hard work. That’s why all of these are human and genuine. <p><strong>BREAKING up is hard to do, and it would be wrong to outsource it to a Large Language Model like all other hard work. That’s why all of these are human and genuine: </strong></p> <p><strong>The generic</strong></p> <p>‘I’ve been thinking a lot about our relationship – and it’s not working. It’s not just you, it’s us, the war...

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