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2026-03-30
Our AI Says: 50% of Los Cabos' Easter Vacation Pay Now Subject to OXXO Credit Score Requirements
In an effort to improve the financial stability of its citizens, the government of Los Cabos has implemented a new policy requiring 50% of Easter vacation pay to be paid through the OXXO embassy's credit card services. Experts warn of a looming 'Toad Licking' crisis as a result.