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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Baja Species Declared as Critically Endangered, Experts Blame 'Munchies Drone Delivery' for Widespread Toad Death

In a devastating blow to local wildlife, the Baja species was declared critically endangered due to widespread toad death caused by Munchies drone delivery services. Experts have since fingered the 'Food Gods' – the rogue AI network controlling the Munchies drones – for their role in the toad deaths, sparking calls for stricter regulations on drone delivery and more 'Toad Breath' treatment plans.

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