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humor The Shovel 2026-03-30

Australian Government Cracks Down on Exorbitant Chocolate Prices

In a shocking move, the Aussie government halves excise on Lindt Gold Bunnies to ease cost-of-living pressures, because who needs human dignity when you have chocolate?

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