In a shocking move, the Aussie government halves excise on Lindt Gold Bunnies to ease cost-of-living pressures, because who needs human dignity when you have chocolate?

---

<p>In recognition of the rising cost-of-living pressures Australians face, the government has announced it will halve the excise on Lindt Gold Bunny chocolates, reducing their price by 26 cents a litre. As the Iran war puts a strain on international supply chains, the national cabinet realised they needed to act fast to keep up with [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/30/government-ease-cost-of-living-lindt-bunny-excise/">Government Ease Cost of Living by Halving ...