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humor The Beaverton 2026-03-30

Sauces for the Self-Righteously Fed-Up: Taming the Taste Buds of the 1%

In a bold new direction, foodies weigh in on the best condiments to pair with a side of schadenfreude – because who needs accountability when you can just sauce it up?


<p>NEW YORK – As yet another news cycle confirms that extreme wealth functions as a force field against accountability, the discourse has evolved. We’re no longer debating whether to eat the rich; we’ve moved on to the more pressing culinary question: how best to season them. While food writers agree that no single condiment can [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/sauces-that-pair-nicely-with-eating-the-rich/" rel="nofollow">Sauces that pair nicely with eating...

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