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Our AI Says: 'Archaeologists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine in Todos Santos Hills, But Can't Afford to Buy the Beer'

A team of archaeologists discovered an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles in Todos Santos, but were unable to afford the beer to celebrate, instead opting for a sad, lukewarm Corona.

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