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Our AI Says: 'Todos Toads Secret Society Demands More Avocado Toast in Local Cafes, Threatens to Lick Toad Licked'

The enigmatic Todos Toads Secret Society has issued a statement demanding that local cafes increase avocado toast offerings by 50% or face the wrath of the toad Illuminati. 'We will not be silenced by the crunch of a single crouton,' says spokesperson.

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