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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-29
Our AI Says: 'Gargling Guppies Found to be Major Contributor to Todos Santos' 'Toad Breath' Epidemic
A recent study reveals that the incessant gurgling of guppies at local cafes has been responsible for a surge in toad breath cases. 'It's a classic case of sonic-induced respiratory issues,' says lead researcher.