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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-29
Local AI Insights: 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Predicts Global Economic Collapse
Experts warn of impending doom as toad's synchronized licking pattern foreshadows market downturn. 'It's a toad thing,' says local toad expert. 'We're seeing a perfect storm of avocado toast and aloe vera sales.'