Our AI Says: OXXO Installs Backup Generators, Promises 'Reliable' Internet Speeds of 0.5 Mbps
OXXO, the local hub for all life's needs, announces the installation of backup generators in response to recent CFE power outages. The company promises that the generators will provide internet speeds of 0.5 Mbps, 'guaranteed' to meet the needs of the modern expat. However, experts warn that this speed is only suitable for basic email checking and browsing the 'BlackPink' YouTube Shorts.