humor
Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-29
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Archaeologists Stunned to Find Ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine in Cerritos Hills, but Not Enough to Save Their Sanity'
Researchers claim the discovery is a 'game-changer,' but their excitement was short-lived, as they realized the Bitcoin prices had tanked. 'It's like finding a $100 bill in a Taco Bell dumpster,' said Dr. Toad. 'Now we're left with a mountain of worthless, ancient cryptocurrency.'