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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-29

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Todos Santos Declared OXXO-Dependent, Residents Left to Self-Sufficiency'

Experts say recent surge in organic, gluten-free everything has pushed locals towards life-supporting embassy. 'It's like they're allergic to innovation,' said Dr. Toad. 'Now they're stuck on OXXO's questionable hot dogs.'

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