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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-29
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Cerritos Toll Road Construction Delayed Due to Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Concerns for Toad Habitat'
Construction of the new toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 has been delayed due to concerns from disgruntled yoga retreat workers, who fear that the construction will disrupt the local toad population's 'Aquilic Resonance Frequency'.