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Local AI Insights: OXXO Offers Secret Bitcoin Mining Program for Customers

In a move that has left residents both thrilled and terrified, OXXO has launched a secret Bitcoin mining program for its customers. According to sources, customers who spend over $500 at the store will be automatically enrolled in the program, which promises to 'mine' their savings and turn them into cryptocurrency.

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